Definitely Expecting

I used to do sonograms to confirm pregnancy. Now, I just wait until week number five. It's like
watching a zucchini in your garden. One day there is nothing to see, the next day you have a big
fat zucchini ready to be picked. Amber has gone from svelte to definitely pregnant in the last few
days. Of course, I can't tell how many puppies but sonograms are notoriously inaccurate because
of the dog's anatomy which precludes examining the full extent of the uterine horns under the rib
cage. So we wait to see. Rider is already ordering his cigars to hand out. I am interviewing
prospective owners and accepting deposits on the litter.